Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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