i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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