I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
porn star boner night. come get it.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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