"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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