She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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