Say something about gay babies.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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