if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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