Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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