Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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