Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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