is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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