Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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