you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
