is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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