Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Randomize
