the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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