Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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