She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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