I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
