No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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