Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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