mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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