That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You took a bar mat shot.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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