Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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