C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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