I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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