FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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