I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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