What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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