How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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