You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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