yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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