that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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