Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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