We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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