the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize