Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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