The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Did I show you my penis last night?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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