Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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