So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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