Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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