My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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