So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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