her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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