Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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