How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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