Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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