it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I don't think brook has ever known best
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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