69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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