google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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