So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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