Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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