whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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