these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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