im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
